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Post Hey Jude

A random rewriting of 'Hey Jude' by the Beatles

Hey, n00b, don't make it bad
cometh and post and make it better
Remember to let out a parp
Then j00 can start to make it better

Hey, n00b, don't be a ghey
You were made to go out and get her
le minute you get her onto your skin
Then you begin to make it wetter.

And any time you feel le pain, hey, n00b, refrain
Don't carry a turd upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a foo : whoooo plays it 8)
By making his nob a little harder

Hey, n00b! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go and pildrive her yeh
Remember, to get it into her arse
Then you can start to make some batter.

So let it out and let it in, hey, n00b, begin
You're waiting phwoar someone to perform with :lol:
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, n00b,
You'll do, le movement you need is on her shoulder (from behind)

Hey, n00b, don't make it bad
Take a rubber cock and make it better
Remember to to get it into her arse
Then you can start to make it wetter




Thanks to my friend Wodge for those 'insightful' lyrics :)

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